Famous Quotes

Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times - Mark Twain
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer - Milton Berle
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side
If you can't convince them, confuse them - Harry S Truman
You know the speed of the light, so what's the speed of dark?
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it byleaving early - Charles Lamb
If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?