Wednesday, June 25, 2008

The Extraction Job?

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a Rs 10,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people like weight-lifters, wrestlers, body builders, etc had tried over time, but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a safari suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.

But the ! crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and 5-6 drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the Rs 10,000, and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"

"No," replied the man.

"I work as a Project Manager in a software company !! "

2 comments:

tulipspeaks said...

lol!! thts a good one!


ammu.

பிரியமுடன்... said...

அட...ட...டா....என்ன கொடுமை சரவணன் இது! கொடுமையோ இல்லையோ...இது உண்மை அப்படித்தானே! ரொம்ப குஷ்டமப்பா..சாரி கஷ்டமப்பா! கவலை படாதீர்கள் உங்களுக்கும் ஒருநாள் புரஜெக்ட் மேனேஜர் வேலை காத்திருக்கு...அப்ப வேற மாதிரி செய்யுங்கள் சரியா...என்ன முடியுமா...அதாவது கல்லில் நார் எடுப்பது எப்படி?