Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one.
Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, thenext morning you will have a flat tire.
O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
As soon as the body is immersed fully in the bathtub, the telephone will ring.
Rubys Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are in a situation where you do not want to be seen by anybody.
When you try to prove to the repairman that a machine doesn't work, it will.
Zadra's Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reachability of the area.
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
When you are working late, the boss will never be around. When you are surfing the net the boss will always drop by.