Few Great Thoughts

• Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.


• Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you are a referee.


• Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!


• They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.


• A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.


• Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.


• Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without...but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.


• You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.


• Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.


• Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.


• Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired


• Husband and Wife always compromise. Husband admits I'm wrong and she agrees with him.


• Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.


• It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.


• They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.


• Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.


• Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something


• Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books


• True friends stab you in the front.