Thursday, November 02, 2006

Few Great Thoughts

  • Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

  • Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you are a referee.

  • Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

  • They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

  • A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

  • Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

  • Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without...but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

  • You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.

  • Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

  • Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

  • Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired

  • Husband and Wife always compromise. Husband admits I'm wrong and she agrees with him.

  • Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

  • It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

  • They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

  • Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

  • Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

  • Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books

  • True friends stab you in the front.

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